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le petit chou

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satans-serenade:bonesy-dekay:laughingisbetter:tiramiju:zloi-medved: MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS RABBITS MATING WITH RATS TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE LIZARDS-  WHAT THE FUCK WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK AND MORE LIZARDS FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER AND THIS GUY AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU. SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA. WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT. P.S. omg Post of the fucking year. I really want to visit Australia someday, namely Sydney. the last one, belive it or not is poisonis… to all who dont know of platapusses. and, possums! they are the scariest fucks around. they growl like a fucking pissed off drunk cat who swallowed a cane toad who swallowed a huge beetle that is buzzing within the toad’s stomach. just saying. they scare me.

satans-serenade:bonesy-dekay:laughingisbetter:tiramiju:zloi-medved:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

omg

Post of the fucking year. I really want to visit Australia someday, namely Sydney.

the last one, belive it or not is poisonis… to all who dont know of platapusses.

and, possums! they are the scariest fucks around. they growl like a fucking pissed off drunk cat who swallowed a cane toad who swallowed a huge beetle that is buzzing within the toad’s stomach. just saying. they scare me.

1 week ago 54,790 notes Via taenacity By fairy-wren
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pratfall:

sighHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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perhaps in rough shit ass times when you feel hurt rejected unwanted all you needed was  to convince yourself that someone ~out there loves you. even if he might not even fucking exist

zooey-derpchanel:

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A haiku

zooey-derpchanel:

I am so fucking
Useless and I hate myself
Can you please kill me

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virare: “She Comes in Colours”: Nicola by Rene Vaile for Oyster #91 perfect

virare:

“She Comes in Colours”: Nicola by Rene Vaile for Oyster #91

perfect

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"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can’t readily accept the God formula, the big answers don’t remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us."

- Charles Bukowski

poetadomal:

　And I I I I I  I  I  I  I  I  I  I  I  I I  I  I  I  I I I III I I I  I  I  I  I   I   I   I   I   I  I   I   I   I  I I I  will always love you yoUUUUU U U U U U U U U U U U UUUUUUUUUUUU U U U U U U U U U U U UU

When I step on the grounds of South Korea...

  • Me: /inhales deeply
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Me and My My Bias are finally breathing the same air
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in-fi-nity: Fuck Peace
  • me (surprised): omg
  • me (amused): omg
  • me (angry): omg
  • me (sad): omg
  • me (nostalgic): omg
  • me (annoyed): omg
  • me (scared): omg

it’s quite sad how having a staple fully embedded in my right toe has been the most exciting and dramatic thing to have happened to me in the past months.